it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”
INVICTUS: A comic tribute to Nelson Mandela
why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
|Song: Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.|
|Artist: Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.|
|Played: 93,999 times.|
Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.
(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
there is absolutely nothing funny about this
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping