fucktheflagandfuckyou:

evan-tually:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

The game

I’m never talking to you ever again I hope you whither away in loneliness.

But let’s get burritos sometime I’m fucking starving.

Dude lets go out to lunch one day

I feel that we won’t go back to school if that happens.

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

The game

I’m never talking to you ever again I hope you whither away in loneliness.

But let’s get burritos sometime I’m fucking starving.

Snowballs.

oma-shu:

sarcasm 101: brought to you by the gaang

(via huggerofplatypus)

twitterthecomic:

*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”

— Joe (@lazy_joe_) May 12, 2013

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tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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juilan:

mormondad:

pallbearers:

francieum:

laughoutloudrightnow:

bitch i will ✄ you

sorry i’m not lesbian

how do i download friends

http://www.download-friends.com/

they’ve got all 10 seasons

What the fuck is going on in this post

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wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

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