Your ex wants to hook back up. Do you go for it?
"Spoiled milk doesn’t get better if you put it back in the fridge and then take it out again."
You’re a week late for your period, there’s a chance you could be pregnant?
I’m probably pregnant right now.
When’s the last time you cried?
Last Thursday. Very emotional time.
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
You know me so well.
If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, who would it be?
Julian, Sophia, or Andrew.
What’s on your mind?
The Space Dandy theme song. And boobs.
Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
How’d you know?
Dark hair or light hair in the preferred sex?
If someone called you a bitch would you be offended?
Probably. I cried last Thursday and I think about anime theme songs so no, I don’t think I’d be that surprised about it though.
Do you find piercings attractive in the preferred sex?
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Have you ever liked someone who wasn’t single?
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a, k, d, b, t, c, p, r, s, n, j?
Nor have I done so with the rest of the alphabet.
Have you known your best friend a long time?
How old do you look?
Older than 17.
What are you afraid of right now?
Not being able to memorize my Japanese poem because I’m on Tumblr and thinking about anime theme songs.
Where were you on July 4, 2012?
Probably masturbating somewhere.
Have you ever kissed someone and hated it?
I’ve never kissed someone and liked it either.
Who’s the last person you called a whore?
Do you look like anyone famous?
Bitch, I am famous.
Where did you sleep last night?
Last time you had a headache and why?
Last Thursday because I was crying and dehydrated, and also because I wasn’t sleeping and so my astigmatism acts up.
If you had to dye your hair a color, what color would it be?
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
I can barely survive and I’m not in a Saw movie.
Do you think relationships are hard?
Unfairly hard, my friend.
Will tomorrow be better than today?
I get Friday off so yeah, it should be.
Would you rather go to California or leave the country?
Stay in California.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
My brothers and I share the same middle name.
Would you rather get pregnant at too young an age or never be able to?
Would you rather be pregnant for the rest of your life or give birth to a child that’s also pregnant?
Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I don’t know. I don’t get that far with girls.
What made you mad/upset today?
The fact that I have to memorize a poem by tomorrow.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
There’s no evidence that I can. But I hope so.
What’s something you can’t wait for?
Graduation, spring break, college acceptances.
Girls are bitches, am I right?
Not as much as me, my friend.
It’s night right now. There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. You ate chicken today. There’s a nearby TV on. You get along with your neighbors. Twilight is a horrible series. You’re hungry right now. You have worked out today. Running a mile sounds awful. You have a job. Your parents are still together. You woke up before 11 this morning. Baths are better than showers. You are 5’5” or shorter. You hate British accents. The 60’s sucked. Your favorite color is either blue or purple. Your hair is short. You are by yourself right now. You’re in your PJ’s right now. Your hair color is natural. You don’t drink soda. It’s cold out. Orange juice is better than apple juice. Video games are awesome. You have read works by Shakespeare before. You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder. You know someone in the hospital right now. You know someone who has beaten cancer. Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear. Chocolate is better than vanilla. You’re allergic to peanuts. You’re using a laptop right now. Plastic surgery is a good idea.Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear. You’ve made yourself throw up. You’ve cheated on someone before. Your friends do drugs. You’re Italian. You have a tan right now. You’ve been on a diet before. There are socks on your feet right now. Cheesecake is delicious. You have gotten your hair cut in the past month. Your birthday is within the next 2 months. You’ve been rejected. Comedies are better than action films. You consider yourself a picky eater. You like Asian food. You have more than 3 pillows on your bed. You live with at least one parent. You’re happy right now. Pugs are cute. You have blue eyes. You can count to 20 in another language. You have studied a foreign language. You have worked in a fast food restaurant. You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today. You live in New Jersey. Your last name begins with an ‘M’. Your first name begins with an ‘S’. You are an only child. You have more than one sibling. You are a vegetarian. You have a gym membership. You are in the military. You have a relative in the military. You have been to Europe. You are currently enrolled in college/university. You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t. You have braces. You wear contact lenses. You have a tattoo. You have a lip piercing. You have a tongue piercing. You have your nipples pierced. You are engaged. You are married. You have children. You are an aunt or uncle. Your bedroom walls are blue. Your bedspread is red. Your bedroom carpet is beige. You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week. You have been drunk in the past 24 hours. You are bisexual. You watch Scrubs. You watch American Idol. You have been to the movies within the last month. You have cursed in front of your grandparents. You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little. You actually pay attention to politics. You have kissed someone within the last week. You have kissed three or more people this year. You were told you looked cute today. You were hugged today. Your best friend is the opposite sex. You are a good speller. You are always on time. You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours. You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days. You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks. You have been out of the country within the last year. You love Mexican food. You love country music. You love hip hop. You love metal. You love classic rock.You love techno. You love instrumental music. You know someone younger than 10 who passed away. You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored. You have been in a car wreck. You have had stitches. You have a savings account. You have broken up with someone for someone else. You wish at 11:11. You have had your heart broken. You broke someone else’s heart. You felt bad about it. You have an Uncle Bill. You know a Danielle. You have hugged a Tiffany. You have kissed a Blake. You have had class with a David. You have been neighbors with a Hannah. You have been to a cemetery at midnight. You have been a vampire for Halloween. You have been a pumpkin for Halloween. You have stayed up for 48 hours straight. You own a cowboy hat. You own a leather coat. You are missing someone right now. You have been let down recently. You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you. You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship. You have met someone famous.
Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
why fall in love when you can fall into a volcano and feel the same thing
ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling